Keep the Home Fires Burning...

...But not literally, if you please. It's a springtime inferno here, with temps breaking the 90ºF barrier for three straight days. There might as well be a Sofono Open Fire Cooker in the kitchen, hearth blazing away. I see the color choices for the appliance include an appealing Ivory Mottle—sounds appropriate for 1956. I'd like to propose a slight revision of the stylish lady's comment: "This is the cooker with a difference—it gives you carbon monoxide poisoning!"